In the biggest religious find since the Dead Sea Scrolls, I have stumbled upon God’s original napkin jottings used to plan the dog. It’s an interesting peek into the thought processes of the Almighty.

We also learn that God is a good tipper. And if I knew the area code for that number, calling it might yield more answers to the mysteries of the universe.

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